Me: So I met a guy
Relative: Oh, how nice. Tell me about him.
[Proceeds to spill with wonder and excitement]
Relative: How wonderful? Does he know about the kids?
Me: Yes, he knows.
Relative: Has he met the kids?…
Author Archives: Victoria
Spread Luv, Not STDs; Get Tested
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Have you ever had …
To Love Blackness
At 3:03 am and I’m wide AWAKE listening to My Uzi from The God Box album.
I have many perspectives of my blackness and even still my perspective is limited simply because I do not have the experience of being …
Treat Yo’self: A Valentine’s Day List
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Single or not here …
Celebrate Orgasms: Blog Anniversary & Valentine’s Giveaway
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I love the month of February because blog anniversary, because love, and …
Can I Have Sex with My Period Cup In?
My greatest obstacle when navigating my cycle as a girl and even now as an adult has been management.
It seemed as if no matter what I did I somehow managed to bleed all over myself in the process.
Just …
Twerk is International
When I was in second grade, I won my first twerk contest. Yes, you read that correctly. I doubt I had anything to twerk, but I definitely had the technique down packed.
My friends and I loved to twerk. They …
Review: Zumio and Satisfyer for Blended Orgasms 🌊
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Yay me! This is officially my first toy review ever. Why oh why did it take so long? I’ll tell you why.…
New Year, New Opportunities
Welcome to 2019 people. I do realize we are an entire 11 days into this new year. I call myself resting right now and taking things slowly. My holiday season seguing into twenty nineteen has been a lot to process. …
Vaginas are Portals to the Unmanifested
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For the last couple of months, I’ve awaken from my sleep with no place to be. For the first …
Save the Tatas, Free the Nipple
As we bring the month of October to a close, let us give honor to those lovely peaks of flesh: boobs, breasts, tits, jugs, cans, hooters, knockers, melons, rack, etc, etc.
Breast cancer ain’t really my thing. I’m all for …
Fuck Me Like a Gentleman
Last Thursday, I had the honor of performing for some beautiful Houstonian melanated people on the Nawfside. I don’t think I ever tell yall how much I love my people…lies…but not nearly enough ✊🏿. They’re the same ones I hung …
Why I need my children to see me in love
I am polyamourous. I fall in love often and mostly this love exists under certain conditions. Falling in love unconditionally is me in my rarest form.
The last time I was unconditionally in love with someone was before my children …
